Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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