I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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