ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize