I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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