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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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