can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
