So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
