I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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