So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I need to sanitize my soul.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar