I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian