And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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