i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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