people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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