I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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