just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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