you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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