16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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