And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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