D3 body, D1 cock
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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