Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
dude. I can hear the air.
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