she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Floor bacon is actually really good
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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