Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I bet he comes in French.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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