google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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