Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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