found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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