it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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