if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I won't apologize to a one balled man
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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