That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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