I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
farters have to be the big spoon...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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