so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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