He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?