Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.