Plan B is the new Plan A
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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