And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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