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Porn is love you can see.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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