Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
there was a trapeze. enough said
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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