I'm lost and stupid without you.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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