turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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