question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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