she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I have post one night stand depression
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