You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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