This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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