I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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