remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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