just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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