u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I know her cup size but not her name....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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