my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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