i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
porn star boner night. come get it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Randomize