dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
