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Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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