You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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