Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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