Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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