Already got asked if we're dating
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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