It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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