Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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