The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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