Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It's shark week go big or go home
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